The Toronto Chaos '25 Tee

Initial Price: $1.00

Welcome to Toronto Chaos '25, the game you're already playing every single day. We just put it on a t-shirt. This isn't just fabric; it's a wearable sigh, a cotton-blend complaint department, a uniform for the perpetually bewildered.

Take on the role of our hero: a stressed-out raccoon in a Raptors jersey, staring at a championship trophy and wondering if it's truly GAME OVER? for the team's golden era.

Try to navigate the board, but watch out! You might get sent back three spaces by a sketchy "Discount Driveway" scam, stuck at the border, or sent directly to the "GO TO COURT" space. Maybe you'll get lucky and take the "Pedal Pub" shortcut past the traffic, or use the V.I.P. feature to skip the line at a private clinic (it'll cost you three turns). Be warned: landing on the "King Street Car-tastrophe" will activate the poison pill, and even the "Pipeline Express" lane leads straight into more chaos.

The perfect gift for anyone who knows the pain, the absurdity, and the quiet satisfaction of seeing a "Good News!" card for a city that figured out how to let people walk across the street 45 years ago. As the Day 4 drop, this piece commemorates a very specific, very chaotic moment in time.

Key Features:

• Garment Type: Premium Oversized T-Shirt

• Colors:  Black, Brown, Golden Brown, Military Green, Navy Blue, Red, Forest Green, Maroon

• Design: The full-color, retro "Toronto Chaos '25" board game box art on the front.

• Branding: None. The shared experience is the brand. Features a simple, tagless printed inner label for size and care.

• Exclusivity: Day 5 Limited Edition.